I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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