But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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