I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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