Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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