No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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