My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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