Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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