Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
me + whiskey = a bad person
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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