Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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