Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Randomize
