How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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