Duck Duck Cougar?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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