Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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