It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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