im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We just shotgunned beers for America
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
