his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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