I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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