Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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