Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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