Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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