I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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