If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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