just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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