I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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