Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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