do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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