it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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