I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Randomize
