it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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