well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I currently don't understand fingers.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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