I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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