Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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