Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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