That's intense
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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