Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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