Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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