glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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