Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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