She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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