Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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