did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I wear drunk well.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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