real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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