Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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