somebody snuck up and got me drunk
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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