I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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