marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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