So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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