summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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