I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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