I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He is an equal opportunity slut.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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