He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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